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Published : April 09th, 2018
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  1. The meaning of opaque is unclear.
  2. I wasn't going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind.
  3. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
  4. A man tried to assault me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy!
  5. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
  6. If there was someone selling marijuana in our neighborhood, weed know about it.
  7. It's a lengthy article about ancient Japanese sword fighters but I can Sumurais it for you.
  8. It's not that the man couldn't juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
  9. So what if I don't know the meaning of the word 'apocalypse'? It's not the end of the world.
  10. Police were called to the daycare center. A 3-year old was resisting a rest.
  11. The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
  12. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I Noah guy.
  13. Alternative facts are aversion of the truth.
  14. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
  15. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
  16. Did you know they won't be making yardsticks any longer?
  17. I used to be allergic to soap but I'm clean now.
  18. The patron saint of poverty is St. Nickeless.
  19. What did the man say when the bridge fell on him? The suspension is killing me.
  20. Do you have weight loss mantras? Fat chants!
  21. My tailor is happy to make a new pair of pants for me. Or sew it seams.
  22. What is a thesaurus's favorite dessert? Synonym buns…
  23. A relief map shows where the restrooms are.
  24. There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.
  25. How do they figure out the price of hammers? Per pound.

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Peter McKenzie Brown is the vice president of a resource company. He has written several volumes of history, and has worked in the corporate and academic worlds. He is British by birth, American by upbringing and Canadian by choice. Disclaimer : Although the writer is a director and officer of Stratabound, the thoughts and views herein are his only and not those of Stratabound. He is not registered in any jurisdiction as a broker or investment adviser, so nothing herein should be construed as advice on whether to buy, sell or hold shares of Stratabound or any other company mentioned herein.
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