Will Rogers
QUOTES FROM Will Rogers
The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets
I am not as concerned about the return on my money as I am about the return of my money
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there
Make Crime pay. Become a lawyer
A fool and his money are soon elected
If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out ?
Congress : every time they make a joke it's a law; and everytime they make a law it's a joke
If you sit on the tracks long enough one day or another you will get run over Will Rogers