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>2012 Forecast: Bang and Whimper  - James Howard Kunstler - 
Here's my forecasts.
A) Forecasters get it wrong about 90% of the time so I expect of JHK'S.. Dow 4000 to be about right this time. When, Iv'e got no idea!

B) Climate Change Theorists ( aka weather forecasters) to be shown to be 90% incorrect for the next 10 years due to the sudden increase in snowstorms in the Bahamas and record rainfall in the Sahara.

C) Jason Hommel will lose an extraordinary amount of money due to his belief in.....SILVER

D) Jason Hommel will realise that his belief in God ,Jesus and the Bible, to be pure fantasy and will actually go out and get a real job...likely in Carpentry!

E) Jason Hommel will actually pay the $100000 he promised to anyone who could prove that Obama was a citizen of USA. He will give it to Obama,who will pass it on to a worthless Christian charity ( in KENYA)

F) Cholesterol Heart Disease Theory to be shown to be completely baseless with millions of dollars in compensation to victims of Pfizers Statins. This money will be well spent eating lots of animals much to the chagrin of VEGANS who somehow believe that eating lentils and bean sprouts will improve their collective spiritual awareness.

G) The Powers that be will not come to their senses. There will be the inevitable TOTAL FINANCIAL COLLAPSE. Approximately half of the population of the entire world be killed in war or starve to death.
As a result a GREAT SAVIOUR will appear in the only reasonably habitable place left on the planet....TASMANIA

She will be called Tasma...she will have two (2) heads and drink ( Cascade lager the best beer on the planet BTW) any man standing under the table.
Unfortunately a carton will cost 1oz of Gold approx $1,00000000000000000000000000000000000000 in old money.

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Beginning of the headline :There's a lot to be nervous about, even if you don't subscribe to the undercooked Mayan apocalypse lore moving through the gut of the Internet likea Staphylococcus-infected tamale. The casual observer might say that nothing seemed to give on the world scene in 2011 despite the Fukushima meltdown, the Arab Spring uproars,the train wreck of European finance, the disappearing act at MF Global, and the assorted injuries done to theKardashian brand by the giant walking dildo Kris Humphries... Read More
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